So my male friends said girls are NOT suppose to watch porn. I guess writing this is incriminating myself. But I only really spend any time with males! I guess that's just an excuse. Oh wells, I have to discuss this.
Porn is so boring! Now, I'm not naive. I know the point of porn is to get people aroused, etc. Yet, I remember back in the days when they used to have story lines. Interesting ones at that!
My favorite was about this woman who was an assassin. She used to have sex with all her marks before she killed them. Then she had sex with one guy and fell in love cause the sex was that good. But he had been hired by 3 mothers of some of the people she killed to eliminate her. He fell in love too. So the mothers ended up fucking his brains out and then killing him. The assassin figures out what happened, killed two of the mothers. The last one was like her mentor, so of course she lost. But they ended up being a lesbian couple.
Now that was a great porno. Nowadays it seems like people are just watching Ayana Angel and Pinky fuxking a different guy every video. Barely any foreplay and it doesn't matter where they do it. Now sad to say, some men use these women as guide to the type of females they want in their lives. Even sadder to say, many guys get their sex skills from these videos.
Imagine some guy slobbing all over a girl's vagina for all of like 3 seconds and thinking he has great head game. Imagine her doing it to him for like 20 minutes and him thinking that is what foreplay entails. Then he pumps her missionary and doggy style for like 10 minutes yelling expletives and thinking he's the shit. Then imagine all of this happening in what looks like your parents' basement, shitty lighting and ugly ass never used furniture included. Ooh and don't forget the girl coming in with no bra, just a tacky fishnet outfit and him keeping his dirty ass sneakers on the whole time.
And how can I forget about the sunglasses?! Sunglasses are the new condoms! You must have them on at all times. SMH. And want really creeps me out about these cheap motel fucks? The random observers. You can see people all watching when the camera hits a mirror and I'm like who the eff is that?! Then sometimes they actually
The future generations should be afraid, very afraid. This is what sex will be like for you. SMH!
P.S. - I think I might start petitioning for pornos to have a storyline. Who's with me?
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LMAO
i completely agree with you. 1000%.
i watch porn on the daily (not cuz im a feen, but eh, nothing too much better to do late night), but the storylines are so lame. the writers have got mad lazy.
those softcore porns on HBO and other PPV channels make more sense, but that hardcore shit is all the same, in a classroom, doctors office, gym, kitchen, places that are mad random and scenarios that mainly dudes wish would happen to them in real life, thats why its mad boring.
sometimes i watch porn and after a while i stop "having fun" with myself cuz its like, "wait, this shit is too unbelievable and too easy to be enjoyable. where's the plot? the dialogue? (i'm a moviemaker, so these things go through my head).
you damn well know no dude is keeping on their sneakers or a chic is in straight stelettos while they gettin it on. also there is no balance when it comes to foreplay. no way a girl goes down for 30 min and a dude for 3 secs. i mean really? smh.
porn needs to step up its game. mos def.
I'm not a moviemaker and that still goes through my head.
does that make me crazy?! LOL
the storyline went out the window when porno became free via internet... who wants to spend massive amount of money for writers only to get ther eshit leaked on orsm.net or maxporn.com
lol...
if people started paying for porno then the quality would get better..i think u should compare the porn game to the rap game.. too many similarities..
thank me later.
naw, that just makes you realistic and creative, lol.
Omie,
I thank you now!
But ummm, I can barely even watch porn anymore and I used to love it. I don't necessarily need a story line everytime cause that's for "other" people, but still give me a little bit of mental stimulation.
After a while, it's like you can almost predict the sequence. Lick this, suck that, she gets on top, then he gets on top, then he hits it from the back then he busts in her face....
Rinse, repeat and add another dude for real fun.
Shits old.
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