You AIN'T a bad btch!

WTF! I'm so over these btches feeling themselves TOO MOTHERFCKING MUCH! Why does every girl feel like they're a bad btch? Explain to me HOW you're a bad btch! Fck how people are a bad btch, let me tell you when you are not, cause clearly, herein lies the issue.

1. You're not a bad btch when you can't pay for shxt yourself. Now, I'm not saying you have to be doing something crazy hard to earn this money. Motherfcking doctor or engineer. I'm saying, you must have your own. You're a fcking gold-digger? Cool. But please have that money stashed away for when he is ontothenextone. Just saying.

2. You're not a bad btch because you have a "body." Most btches who say they have a body are fat girls in spanx. Dead serious? Btch please! There are many btches who are hella skinny & still a BAD btch. With almost NO motherfcking curves. Please explain to me. Because you have a "fat" ass...AND the stomach to go with it bleh.

3. You're not a bad btch when you follow every trend out there. A bad btch does WTF she wants to when she wants to. Why are you watching trends & peeping other btches' game? Do you motherfcker! You're a trendSETTER right? Set some motherfcking trends. Please&thank you.

4. You're not a bad btch when you talk shxt behind someone's back. Now there is nobody who can say they have never said something about someone while they're not there. It's impossible. When you have any emotion occur inside of you, most likely you'll talk about it. But when you see this person & don't say SH*T, you're a sad btch, not a bad btch. Please understand & know your place.

5. You're not a bad btch if you call yourself a Barbie, bad btch, pretty much any phrase Nicki Minaj uses to describe herself. If she is your idol, the reason you use these words, kill yourself right motherfcking now. If you need any materials to assist with this task, let me know. I will provide for any in need. Thank you. A bad btch does not [I repeat NOT] need to identify herself as such, other people just know. It's a motherfcking given.

Ugh! So much more I could&should write, but I'm off that. I have music to listen to, shopping to do, and emails to return. Goodbye. And oh yeah, happy new year.

Les Boom!

Is it just me or is everyone a lesbian nowadays [or at least bisexual]. I'm not talking about experimentation, I'm talking about check the box here, scream out from the mountains, full-blown LESBIANISM. My question is why?

Now don't get me wrong, I have nothing against anyone's sexual orientation. Honestly, I don't really give a damn about anything unless it affects me. I'm selfish that way. But I mean, it's something that is easily noticed. The Gay Pride Parade alone shows how much of a force they have just in NY. Then all around the country, you see pictures of the happy lesbian couples getting marred in states that allow.

It's just like, where are they all coming from? Is it because they feel like it's more accepted? It's no longer taboo to be a lesbian and now everyone can be free about it? With media pillars like Ellen DeGeneres & Cynthia Nixon being open about their sexual preferences, everyone is just okay with it. [Because of course celebrities set the fuxking trend.] There's also the fact that it's more open in television. Before it used to be guys doing gay things to each other. And parents protested the hell out of that. Now we have shows like the L-Word, which is highly addictive, to encourage females to embrace their sexuality.

Are more girls just turning to lesbianism as a way to heal their hearts broken in heterosexual relationships? There's been a lot of man-hating lately. Keyshia Cole saw her record sales dive because she's on some real love shxt. Nobody is feeling that. Everywhere I go, all I hear is "niggas ain't shxt!" Guess, women are...

IDK. I'm actually happy about this increase. Woman more than double the amount of men on this earth. More lesbians = less competition = more guys for me. LMAO. But I was just curious.

Now I have to find out if there's been a boom in gay men. I think it's the case in NY is not more gay men, just more out of the closet. But at least they're not undercover anymore. Cheers to that! Because gay guys make the BEST friends. They're good at keeping secrets ;]

P.S. - If you're offended, speak on it. But don't be all pissed off, cursing & shxt. Everyone is entitled to their opinion.

"Thick" Girls vs. Slim Chicks

Disclaimer: Fat/Large girls please, don't be upset. This is no disrespect. This is my opinion. You don't have to agree. Feel free to disagree, I'm all for it. And laugh, it's meant to be taken funny. Monique said skinny bitches are evil. I laughed, read the book and kept it moving. Still love her. Why? Cause only you can decide who and what you are. Keep that in mind.

So being a slim chick, this topic is close to my heart. LOL [I'm sorry, everyone says shxt like that so I thought I'd just take it there]

But honestly, there is an epidemic of people [of the larger persuasion] hating on slim chicks. Why is that? I don't understand what my body has to do with yours? I feel like a lot [not ALL] of "larger" chicks are insecure with their weight. That's the only explanation. And it pisses me off. The lies you tell yourself to get by are so sad. Let's run it down:

1. "Thick" girls have curves. - Might be true. The problem with this is the key word is thick. A lot of y'all are just over-motherfuxking-weight! You were not born to look like this! You just overstuffed your face and now you're a big girl. Big not thick. Therefore, your ass could be just as flat as an anorexic. I have seen many a fat girl wish for an ass, so you can't tell me shxt.

2. Slim girls [cause not every girl is skinny, they're just not big] can't cook. - I come from a Caribbean family. They teach you how to cook before you get to preschool. I was the only girl in kindergarten wondering why they gave us fake food in the kitchen area. I can cook up a variety of things thanks to my childhood. Eat that fat chicks!

3. Slim girls don't eat - Incorrect. It's been proven that slim people in general tend to overeat. People who are naturally slim tend to have a faster metabolism than the average person. They are usually active and need more energy, so their body is constantly sending hunger signals. That's why they tell you to exercise and be more active when you're younger, to speed up your metabolism, and stop childhood obesity.

4. Slim girls don't have curves. - wrong! I have seen many a slim girl built Ford tough. Please don't get it twisted. You can have a shape no matter what size you wear.

5. Slim girls tend to be hoes. - Now this one, I had to poll some dudes. I mean I just thought any girl in general could be a hoe, but my size 12 friend told me this one and I had to know. Most dudes said that they were with a lot of freaky slim chicks, but big girls overall tend to be freakier. Many believe it's because the girl felt they needed to put in more work to keep them. A lot of them talked about self-esteem issues. I don't really know about that, so I guess I'll go by them.

The list goes on, but this was a lot of typing already. Maybe I'll make this a continued series. This is going to be my topic for my independent psych study. Can't wait to get started next semester. Whoo! I see the fat mob heading for my house already. . .LMAO. Check out this youtube video I found dedicated to the big girls.

Easter Is About Renewal

"And if Christ has not been raised, our preaching is useless and so is your faith." [1 Corinthians 15 v. idk] Can't remember what the verse is, but this quote stuck with me. Paul the Apostle, the ever wary preacher said this. I can't help believe he is right. The Resurrection of Christ is one of the biggest acts God committed. If we can't believe in that, how can we believe in anything else the Bible states? It's through acts that power is shown.

That just made me think about people. It's through their acts that we get to know them. When people hurt you once, it's usually assumed that they'll do it again. And that's why people are so closed these days and only rely on themselves. Ms. Independent or the Boss. There's that "I don't need a thing from you because I have me attitude." Everybody has been hurt by somebody and is determined to not be hurt again.

This is a major problem for the human race, in my opinion. You close yourself from feelings and what's left? A person who can't feel the pain of a bum, the joy of a kid winning a competition, the sadness of a loss. Can we really call that a person? A walking robot is more like it.

And also, how can you be sure everything is how you perceive? One day, Jesus was dead. Three days later, not only was he alive, but he was higher than he ever was before. Today, I talked to a guy I haven't spoken to in years, probably 4. We had a falling out while I was in high school and haven't spoken since. Today, he told me something that changed how I felt about everything that happened. He explained why he did some of the things he did and my perception of the situation changed.

Life is mix of having faith, reading actions, and still being open enough to understand that everything is not always what it seems to be. A never ending circle where sometimes one of these three is more important than the others, but they're all in constant play. Let Easter, if nothing else, remind you of that.

I hardly have time to sleep, but I just had to write that. Happy Easter!

P.S. - Check out the reason why eggs became associated with Easter. Don't stay ignorant. =]

Spit Or Swallow?

Once again we were having the female forum yesterday. Somehow we ended up talking about oral sex. I remember how but I won't put people on blast. LOL Then T was talking about swallowing and D was totally disgusted & hence, the forum. There were 4 for spitting and 2 for swallowing. I abstained. LMAO

My thing is this: what's really the difference?!

You both already put dude's penis in your mouth. You done slobbed, spit, licked, and sucked on it. The cum has already been in your mouth and you've basically been gargling with it (after he busts of course), so you've obviously swallowed SOME of it.

Now again, what's really the difference?

To me it sounds like people being hypocritical. It's okay for you to suck him off, but not to swallow his cum? Cum (from a clean, healthy male) is actually full of protein and sugar. My human sexuality teacher described it as "egg white in vanilla ice cream." Now if you're worried that the cum is not safe, why would you even suck him off in the first place? Also, wouldn't your partner be offended that you're spitting his shxt out. It's almost as if you're saying you're too good to swallow HIS cum. But it wasn't that hard for you to get on your knees. . .

Maybe I just don't know what I'm talking about, but to me once the dick has been in your mouth, it's all the same thing. I hope you female tobacco chewers continue to take pride in what you do. But the swallowers keep it real. Hi-five to them! LOL

P.S. - This is not an endorsement for oral sex. Please, don't feel as if you need to go suck dick to speak on this topic. And say no to drugs. And stay in school. That's it.

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