Showing posts with label SEX. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SEX. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Spit Or Swallow?


Once again we were having the female forum yesterday. Somehow we ended up talking about oral sex. I remember how but I won't put people on blast. LOL Then T was talking about swallowing and D was totally disgusted & hence, the forum. There were 4 for spitting and 2 for swallowing. I abstained. LMAO

My thing is this: what's really the difference?!

You both already put dude's penis in your mouth. You done slobbed, spit, licked, and sucked on it. The cum has already been in your mouth and you've basically been gargling with it (after he busts of course), so you've obviously swallowed SOME of it.

Now again, what's really the difference?

To me it sounds like people being hypocritical. It's okay for you to suck him off, but not to swallow his cum? Cum (from a clean, healthy male) is actually full of protein and sugar. My human sexuality teacher described it as "egg white in vanilla ice cream." Now if you're worried that the cum is not safe, why would you even suck him off in the first place? Also, wouldn't your partner be offended that you're spitting his shxt out. It's almost as if you're saying you're too good to swallow HIS cum. But it wasn't that hard for you to get on your knees. . .

Maybe I just don't know what I'm talking about, but to me once the dick has been in your mouth, it's all the same thing. I hope you female tobacco chewers continue to take pride in what you do. But the swallowers keep it real. Hi-five to them! LOL


P.S. - This is not an endorsement for oral sex. Please, don't feel as if you need to go suck dick to speak on this topic. And say no to drugs. And stay in school. That's it.
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Sunday, January 4, 2009

Porn Is So. . .BORING!


So my male friends said girls are NOT suppose to watch porn. I guess writing this is incriminating myself. But I only really spend any time with males! I guess that's just an excuse. Oh wells, I have to discuss this.

Porn is so boring! Now, I'm not naive. I know the point of porn is to get people aroused, etc. Yet, I remember back in the days when they used to have story lines. Interesting ones at that!

My favorite was about this woman who was an assassin. She used to have sex with all her marks before she killed them. Then she had sex with one guy and fell in love cause the sex was that good. But he had been hired by 3 mothers of some of the people she killed to eliminate her. He fell in love too. So the mothers ended up fucking his brains out and then killing him. The assassin figures out what happened, killed two of the mothers. The last one was like her mentor, so of course she lost. But they ended up being a lesbian couple.

Now that was a great porno. Nowadays it seems like people are just watching Ayana Angel and Pinky fuxking a different guy every video. Barely any foreplay and it doesn't matter where they do it. Now sad to say, some men use these women as guide to the type of females they want in their lives. Even sadder to say, many guys get their sex skills from these videos.

Imagine some guy slobbing all over a girl's vagina for all of like 3 seconds and thinking he has great head game. Imagine her doing it to him for like 20 minutes and him thinking that is what foreplay entails. Then he pumps her missionary and doggy style for like 10 minutes yelling expletives and thinking he's the shit. Then imagine all of this happening in what looks like your parents' basement, shitty lighting and ugly ass never used furniture included. Ooh and don't forget the girl coming in with no bra, just a tacky fishnet outfit and him keeping his dirty ass sneakers on the whole time.

And how can I forget about the sunglasses?! Sunglasses are the new condoms! You must have them on at all times. SMH. And want really creeps me out about these cheap motel fucks? The random observers. You can see people all watching when the camera hits a mirror and I'm like who the eff is that?! Then sometimes they actually speakcheer on the fuxking couple. Am I the only one creeped out by this? Like wtf? Guess porn stars don't care about the privacy. Or awkwardness.

The future generations should be afraid, very afraid. This is what sex will be like for you. SMH!

P.S. - I think I might start petitioning for pornos to have a storyline. Who's with me?